Side Hustle


JACKIE, our up-and-coming crime boss, gets out of her car wearing yoga pants and a fake smile. She hands YOU a Target shopping bag.

EXT. Parking Lot – Day

(handing over the bag)

Be at Starbucks at 3 PM. When you hear the Macarena ringtone, go directly to the bathroom and trade bags. I don’t give second chances… Have a great day.

Across the lot, Jackie is being watched by PHONE NECK TIMMY from the Pick One Crew. People pay the Pick One Crew for one of two services:    to Clean shit up  or to  Fuck shit up.

(writing a text message)

She a killer??? LOL